Halloween costumes at the hospital
Mom, I'm pregnant
A planet with no evil
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Dog did it
Real life sniper
Little turtle
Evil Christmas rabbit
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Moses, the early years
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Stockings and tail