Swag
Dog fell asleep in the rain
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Extinguisher on fire
Realize the truth
Smart guy and umbrella
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Ask me if I'm a tree
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Scrillex confused
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
I got a pet wussy