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I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
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Sharks in the subway
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You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
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Spongebob makeup. I have nightmares about this.
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Pizza friendship necklace
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Tron Legacy light cycle motorbike
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In the bedroom
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Being a Grammar Nazi
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We'll miss him, said no one ever. King Joffrey.
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Computer password
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I'm at the doc's office
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My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo