If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Don't do it
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
New rubik's cube
Half Life 2 confirmed
USA football team.
Roses are gray
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I choose you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.