Born in '99, I'm such a 90's kid
First date
My cat is plotting to kill me
Obama, what r u doin? Obama, stahp!
You have changed
Republic of the Feelippines, the best place to feel.
Hand job glove, better than nothing
Go home, shark
British pound
Hello, sexy
Christian Bale in movies
Shut the f**king door. Cat in the toilet.