Hand job glove, better than nothing
Christian Bale in movies
My cat is plotting to kill me
Obama, what r u doin? Obama, stahp!
British pound
Born in '99, I'm such a 90's kid
First date
You have changed
Shut the f**king door. Cat in the toilet.
Hello, sexy
Republic of the Feelippines, the best place to feel.
Go home, shark