I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
They were supposed to be smiley faces
Guess who kept everyone awake last night.
Feel old yet?
One does not simply stay calm behind slow drivers
If you can read the words on this shirt
Nicolas Cage asteroid
Fatty trolls
Hidden world
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets
Fairy dog
Dog on the couch