Bike thief
Nearly lost my phone
First day at the gym
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
Naughty dog
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Go drunk you are home
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
When a friend offers you a cookie
Job interview