Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Driver's license
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Evil raccoon
Accident in the mall. I quit.
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Love letters
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Photobombing in the pool
Sleeping under the sea
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Thongs