I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
How do I get this job?
Family photo
I'll give you the D later
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common?
Pikachu cat
Real men have curves
#Schwag Hitler
Bad days
Angry hedgehog
If I had one hour to live
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.