Dear Batman
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Que - Wat?
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Ninja cars
I don't always like to cuddle
I couldn't sleep last night
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
You know what's behind the mask?
You are never too young
Ice cream doge.
Pimp Vader