Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
New rubik's cube
USA football team.
Don't do it
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
SWAG
I choose you
Johnny and Marissa
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I don't always use psychedelics
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I wish I could sleep