Emergency bridge repair team
H&M
Swords level: troll
You are adopted
Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
You are a lizard, Harry
Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman
Lion King, nailed it
Norwegian boy saves sister from moose attack using World of Warcraft skills
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Wheeled alarm clock
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.