When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
This is how cold it is right now in Chicago
I'd be there in 5 minutes
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Dafuq is this sh*t? Lion and butterfly.
Robben ball
A ketchup costumes
Batman cat
Expectation vs. Reality
Fixed
Creative idea for your monitor
If you lie down like this the human eventually give you belly rubs