Teddy bears
Suddenly, a tomato
Channels
White people...
Put the eldery in prison
Stormtrooper PC
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Nice pile of keys you have there
Your dad just won the internet
Buy a boat/jet
At the bank
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.