Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Love letters
Evil raccoon
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Sleeping under the sea
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Thongs
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Driver's license