Feel my leg I just shaved
Being a Grammar Nazi
Snoopy made it look easy
Sleeping
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
Facepalm cat
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Pizza friendship necklace
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?