Mom, I'm pregnant again
Easter Island Pez Dispenser
You are a fag. Pusheen the cat.
Close enough, level: cute
Women are what?
Smoking crow
Same sneakers
Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts
Dad playing with his baby
Narnia
I'm gonna change this card from red to black
How did work go? Take a guess.