Don't do it
I don't always use psychedelics
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Johnny and Marissa
I wish I could sleep
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
USA football team.
SWAG
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I choose you