Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Have you seen this dog?
You look fine
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
A smoking cat
Action movie shooting precision
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
When life gives you lemons
You scared me
Angry bird
Can't you knock?