I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
We got no water in the pool
Middle Earth dress
I'm ready for the weekend
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Hypnotizing
Stupid tampon
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Stalin in a Mario outfit
The teacher's dream tool
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Yep, it's a p*ssy