Expectation vs. Reality
This planet is a reality TV show
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Why so Sirius?
Duckface
Democracy incoming
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Parenting
Meanwhile in subway
Floral underwear
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
Has most advanced suit