I only got out of bed today because I had to pee
Now that the government is shut down I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
My name is
Batman at wedding
Dr. Evil in Angela Merkel's campaign
Amazing art work by Matthew W. Cornell
Happy butter
Vanishing artist
Your diaper is full
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty, fat cat jumping.
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro
So I became a frog