Most common lies
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Sniff sniff bite bite
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Cars drive drunk
Nokia, connocting poopie
Squidward swag
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Hows your diet doing?
Pointing is rude
Toilight, breaking wind