This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Me on the weekend
If Sigmund Freud was right
Party photo fail.
Did you bring the bail money?
I also like to live dangerously.
Toilet paper roll eyes
Camel balls
Nice try math
Eye to eye