Mom, I'm pregnant
Hmm, interesting
Evil Christmas rabbit
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Go home bat, you're drunk
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Real life sniper
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Crazy dog
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.
Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
Smiling plane