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I kissed your daughter
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Pinata at my funeral
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Raccoon in a garbage can
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Beautiful husky
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Your phone is far more precious
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Adolf Hipster
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Things that make me fat
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Put a mirror on some stairs
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I don't get fed enough
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Muscle car by ~ArcAngelTyrael
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Painting easter eggs is fun
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Problem, officer? Chuck Norris vs Troll.