Scumbag brain
OMG, what the hell is Jerry doing with Tom
I paused The Avengers at the wrong time
I pass a zebra every time I drive through Maryland
Owl tree
Don't wear my jersey like that
Chicken and egg
Mmm, fabulous!
Not worth it, dude
Fishing for compliments has never been more obvious.
Dat ass. Red cat.
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