Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Everybody has a plan
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Motorbike in the bath
Where's Obama's clock?
My cooking is fabulous
Books
Bilbo Baggins
Real ninja turtles