Weapon nail
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Socially amazing penguin's entry
My cooking is fabulous
Where's Obama's clock?
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Motorbike in the bath
Real ninja turtles
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Everybody has a plan