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I'm on a diet
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Scumbag toilet paper
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My buddy's answer to his wife saying they needed a guard dog
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2 feet of snow fell this morning
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Guess who's pragnant?
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4 out of 5 voices in my head
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My sense of humor
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Leonardo DiCaprio camouflage
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These faces are priceless
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Irish yoga
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Does this shirt make me look gay?
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Things I'll say while i'm driving