Home alone
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Bitten By A Vampire
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Mad cows
iPhone T-shirt
Evil queen snorting coke.
I lost my phone
Hurry up, Peterson
Ironman flash drive
Paper beats rock