Who needs swag when you got a kick ass fro, a fly shirt, a white b*tch, and a turtle on your wall?
I think she gave you the wrong number. I know that feel bro.
Tiger hug
F**k these six fish in particular
Shrimp and fast food
Pilgrims, turkey, Thanksgiving
Nesquik
Trolls at the bus stop
Where should I vomit today?
Awkward Spidey
Bieber's pants
Weed bed set