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This toasts bread while you are slicing it
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Dear Batman
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I couldn't sleep last night
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I don't always like to cuddle
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Beep beep motherf**kers
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Was a mobile phone before they were cool
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Ninja cars
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Que - Wat?
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Pimp Vader
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WTF beaver
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What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
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If you ever see me smiling on a Monday