If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Don't do it
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
New rubik's cube
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Was I that drunk?
I don't always use psychedelics
Half Life 2 confirmed
I choose you
Roses are gray
USA football team.