Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Save the freaking frogs
I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Get up? Why?
Changed contacts
Me during the World Cup.
For seal
Moo
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
I'm sick, tell me a story
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.