Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Forever alone bed
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
This is business
Pikasaw
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
65 WAT
Converting oxygen
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Me walking into school on Monday
September is like the monday of the year
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt