Double date? I'll take my best friend
Crazy T-shirt design
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
You are dressed as the police car
Pranksters on the road.
I want to get invited to parties
Couch fixed
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
After death
The Shining dog
Sexy car