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Thank Goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted.
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In the bathroom. He can smell fish.
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I put the lime in the coconut
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Choo+choo=train
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Hey babe, I gotta tell you something
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Safety
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But it's on sale! Women logic.
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Pikababy
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Bieber toilet paper
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Fat cat
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Squirrel in armor.
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Her sister with the pink hair is better looking