Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
The drink of life
Alex the Parrot
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
Look Son
Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
Don't eat me
Cop is coming over
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
Sharks with human teeth
I am innocent