Fixed
I'd be there in 5 minutes
This is how cold it is right now in Chicago
Expectation vs. Reality
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Robben ball
Dafuq is this sh*t? Lion and butterfly.
Creative idea for your monitor
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
If you lie down like this the human eventually give you belly rubs
A ketchup costumes
Batman cat