The three words every woman wants to hear
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I'm a hoarder
Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!
Nature's Skittles
Angry cat in the box
Happy Valentine's Day
Rachel and House
Cookie in milk
Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Internet - Without me you all are nothing! Electricity - Keep talking, b*tches.
First I saw this
Go to work, you lazy f**k