The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
Me, friend, McDonald's
Eat him
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Funny shadow
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
iPhone has no flash player
It's a valid move. Trust me, I'm an engineer
Tomb Raider 2013 and Tomb Raider 1996
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.