Nearly lost my phone
Bike thief
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
Naughty dog
Go drunk you are home
Job interview
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Give me your money
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
First day at the gym
Thaitanic
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker