Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Weapon nail
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Where's Obama's clock?
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Real ninja turtles
My cooking is fabulous
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Socially amazing penguin's entry
Everybody has a plan
Motorbike in the bath