Christmas doge
Beware of the dog
Monsters in the car. What seems to be the problem, officer?
#Schwag Hitler
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
If I had one hour to live
Lost iPod Touch
Bad days
Real men have curves
I'll give you the D later
How I see arguments on the internet between religious people and atheists