Homework?! What homework?
Saw costume
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Driver's license
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Sleeping under the sea
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Evil raccoon
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi