Putin: U crying? Leo: Yes. Putin: I said "Ukraine".
My New Year's resolution
Fabulous horse
Redoubtable cat
Wilfred, please rouse me at 3:00 am
Home is where you can say anything you want
Poor spidey
That awkward moment when you realise that you don't have any cats
Reincarnation. Hunting cat.
Tech support
Hey man, you got a calculator?
I'm the word