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Where'd you learn to drive like that?
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Key in the lock
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Freddy Krueger toilet. To accelerate the process.
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Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea
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Grumpy cat loves your stories
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Spring finally came real hard on your car
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You have been mooned
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Checking your phone
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I got a dig bick
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You know what I mean
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Kim, eat a Snickers
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U may shut down mi goverment but u cant shut down mi sweg