How to tie a tie
Jack Daniel's Girl
A bar called Gym
So long, dog
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
I'm ready for the weekend
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
You can call me Sherlock Holmes