True story
Hey Lana, wanna hear a joke?
I saw a midged carrying a TV to his car. It was an iPad.
Gangster goose
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". You are now friends with benefits.
I'll keep myself busy
High five, girl
Money art
Escalator in USA
To see the World in a cup of coffee
Money again
Dudes be like I hope she leave soon, I wanna play Grand Theft Auto