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Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
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A vasectomy, please
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When your ex tries to get back together with you
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Just throw it please
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Goofy
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A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
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Dragon tree sculpture
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It's so shiny, I must murder it.
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Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.
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Moar cat
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Studied all night, can't remember a thing
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Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress